Tell me about the glory days
Before you were living the dreams
Snorting line, crushing cans,
Pacific beach.. Oh so free
They called you Ice Man
44 still frosting his tips
He was the clutchest wingman
Before he pulled his chute
For a set of tits
Making 6 figures still eating at the drive through
Meetings in his car blowing cancer in the bathroom
Dip cups lines the desk that he chained himself to
Wife is with the milkman not a damned thing you can do
Because you traded your bank account, back to the bank with interest
Real men let the mortgage be their mistress
That’s when things got ugly
And people started noticing
That their checks were bouncing
While you were winning (So much winning!)
By winning, I mean drinking
The guilt building but the pressure growing
It’s every man for himself in this cruel world
Every man for himself in this cruel world
He’s got it all
He’s so cool
Working 80 hours to keep his house
While I’m chilling in my friends pool
He’s got a few
So hot to trot
Checking his honey dew list
While I do what I want.. want..
You dumb mother fucker
I fucken love her guys
Can I put in?
Just the tip.. JUST THE TIP!
This is your father Steve. It’s time to stop fucking around with your little friends. The only friend you need is Glenlivet; he’s 18, he’s perfectly legal. You go every night and you wrap your lips around him and suck him fucking dry like Daddy does. Are you even thinking about our bloodline? Are you even thinking about your legacy? You’re a provider now.. Let me give you some words to live by: Initiate, Inseminate, And stagnate you little puke! You’re such a little douche.. The only words I want to hear out of you is fiduciary responsibility. What’s that? That’s the sound of 8 and a half percent compounding interest until your 65 you little fuck.
Making 6 figures still eating at the drive through
Meetings in his car blowing cancer in the bathroom
Dip cups lines the desk that he chained himself to
Wife is with the milkman not a damned thing you can do
Because you traded your bank account, back to the bank with interest
Real men let the mortgage be their mistress
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